Alito to Senate: It Wasn’t Me

I am not a huge fan of the Purdue student newspaper, The Exponent; I pick it up mainly for the cryptoquip and crossword. Sometimes, though, a gem can be found within its pages. It’s rare — but if you’re lucky there will be something to amuse you, be it an outrageous news item or ignorant Letter to the Editor. I give you as an example yesterday’s paper:

Purdue's student newspaper, The Exponent

Monday’s edition featured an article on Mehmet Ali AÄŸca, the person responsible for the creation of the bulletproof Popemobile. The editor obviously wasn’t paying too close attention to yesterday’s FRONT PAGE articles as they passed his eyes, as someone got sloppy with their cutting and pasting:

Selected article from The Exponent, Purdue's student newspaper

Did you catch that last sentence?

Clip of an article from The Exponent, Purdue's student newspaper

Mr. Alito, we want answers.

Update: The error was addressed in Wednesday’s edition:

Exponent correction

Comments

25 comments

  1. 1
    Chris says:

    Did you just hear a loud noise coming from the Washington DC area? That was me, laughing my ass off. That’s fantastic.

  2. 2
    Anne says:

    I thought I heard a cackle. Not that you cackle, Chris, but that’s what I heard here in Indiana.

  3. 3

    [...] Curtsy to Annie for catching this gem. Sometimes the campus paper does have some interesting stuff in it. [...]

  4. 4
    Lauren says:

    OMG that’s hilarious.

  5. 5
    Rob says:

    Who is John Paul? Do they mean the ex-pope?

  6. 6
    Chuck says:

    Anne, I shit myself over in Lauren’s comment thread before catching the props directed at you.

    What a marvelous job catching that. You made a not-so-great day several notches better. Now for some wine to ratchet it up to “totally acceptable”!

  7. 7
    Anne says:

    Yes, Rob, that would be Pope John Paul II.

  8. 8
    Anne says:

    Chuck, leave it Lauren to steal the glory. At least you could ease out your day.

  9. 9
    Anne says:

    And Lauren, thanks for not hotlinking the image.

  10. 10

    [...] The perils of cut and paste.  Funny inadvertant caption here. [...]

  11. 11
    Allen says:

    Should anyone think it’s a photoshop, you can find the newspaper’s own scan of their front page here:
    http://www.purdueexponent.org/mojavi/Update/frontPage/2006/01/10/scan.pdf

  12. 12
  13. 13

    [...] My, did this crack me up. Fuller documentation on educe me. [...]

  14. 14
    Pete says:

    How, do you suppose, Alito would have responded to Senate Judiciary Committee questioning about this? With a direct answer? Or with “I am keeping an open mind about the Pope”?

  15. 15
    Kate says:

    Hilarious! Almost as inaccurate as the Cavilier Daily at uva.

  16. 16

    Talk About Activist Judges …

    No matter how you feel about Samuel Alito’s nomination to the Supreme Court, this will probably make you laugh. (Source here.)

  17. 17

    It’s All in the Details

    These dang newspaper jobs are such a pain. They expect you to actually read the stories before you go to press. Either that, or Judge Alito has some ‘splainin to do. Actually, this is from a student newspaper, so I…

  18. 18
    ATL Realtor says:

    Boy…that’s not gonna get him the confirmation.

  19. 19
    Stacet says:

    That is brilliant.

    One of the Glasgow University Newspapers published an article a few months back with junk filler text still in. It said:

    “God damn I hate those jews”.

    You have to laugh at whoever failed to spot these things.

  20. 20
    Bogus Gold says:

    Me?! I Thought YOU Were Editing The Frontpage!

    One of the perpetual legacy media gripes against blogs is about how we don’t have editors, as opposed to their careful layered system of fact checking. Yet sometimes that system doesn’t seem so foolproof.

    Check out the last sentence in the…

  21. 21
    Q Madp says:

    It’s typical newspaper. the Oregonian just raised their price again and over 80% of their news is from re-pasting news from someplace else. I think most of them are now owned by the same illiterate set of clowns.

  22. 22
    Josette says:

    god save the exponent!

  23. 23
    Anne says:

    You Exponent lover.

  24. 24

    That Might Be a Problem

    Well, things were looking so good for Judge Alito’s confirmation… until they found this. I wonder if that will cost him the senate confirmation….

  25. 25
    Luke Francis says:

    Typical. These Republicans constantly trying to get away with bloody murder. I’m just glad that a “fair and balanced” newspaper like the Exponent has the investigative resources to uncover the truth. Great job!