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Alito to Senate: It Wasn’t Me

I am not a huge fan of the Purdue student newspaper, The Exponent; I pick it up mainly for the cryptoquip and crossword. Sometimes, though, a gem can be found within its pages. It’s rare — but if you’re lucky there will be something to amuse you, be it an outrageous news item or ignorant Letter to the Editor. I give you as an example yesterday’s paper:

Purdue's student newspaper, The Exponent

Monday’s edition featured an article on Mehmet Ali AÄŸca, the person responsible for the creation of the bulletproof Popemobile. The editor obviously wasn’t paying too close attention to yesterday’s FRONT PAGE articles as they passed his eyes, as someone got sloppy with their cutting and pasting:

Selected article from The Exponent, Purdue's student newspaper

Did you catch that last sentence?

Clip of an article from The Exponent, Purdue's student newspaper

Mr. Alito, we want answers.

Update: The error was addressed in Wednesday’s edition:

Exponent correction

Comments

25 comments

  1. Chris said:

    Did you just hear a loud noise coming from the Washington DC area? That was me, laughing my ass off. That’s fantastic.

  2. Anne said:

    I thought I heard a cackle. Not that you cackle, Chris, but that’s what I heard here in Indiana.

  3. Lauren said:

    OMG that’s hilarious.

  4. Rob said:

    Who is John Paul? Do they mean the ex-pope?

  5. Chuck said:

    Anne, I shit myself over in Lauren’s comment thread before catching the props directed at you.

    What a marvelous job catching that. You made a not-so-great day several notches better. Now for some wine to ratchet it up to “totally acceptable”!

  6. Anne said:

    Yes, Rob, that would be Pope John Paul II.

  7. Anne said:

    Chuck, leave it Lauren to steal the glory. At least you could ease out your day.

  8. Anne said:

    And Lauren, thanks for not hotlinking the image.

  9. Allen said:

    Should anyone think it’s a photoshop, you can find the newspaper’s own scan of their front page here:
    http://www.purdueexponent.org/mojavi/Update/frontPage/2006/01/10/scan.pdf

  10. Anne said:

    Thank you, Allen.

  11. Pete said:

    How, do you suppose, Alito would have responded to Senate Judiciary Committee questioning about this? With a direct answer? Or with “I am keeping an open mind about the Pope”?

  12. Kate said:

    Hilarious! Almost as inaccurate as the Cavilier Daily at uva.

  13. ATL Realtor said:

    Boy…that’s not gonna get him the confirmation.

  14. Stacet said:

    That is brilliant.

    One of the Glasgow University Newspapers published an article a few months back with junk filler text still in. It said:

    “God damn I hate those jews”.

    You have to laugh at whoever failed to spot these things.

  15. Q Madp said:

    It’s typical newspaper. the Oregonian just raised their price again and over 80% of their news is from re-pasting news from someplace else. I think most of them are now owned by the same illiterate set of clowns.

  16. Josette said:

    god save the exponent!

  17. Anne said:

    You Exponent lover.

  18. Luke Francis said:

    Typical. These Republicans constantly trying to get away with bloody murder. I’m just glad that a “fair and balanced” newspaper like the Exponent has the investigative resources to uncover the truth. Great job!

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