Do not stay out drinking until 2AM the night before a Spanish exam — or any exam for that matter.
Do not order whiskey sours at Luxie’s. They suck ass.
Drinking suckass whiskey sours until 2AM makes you feel like ass the next day.
Don’t try to keep up with Ashley because Ashley is a lush.
Be thankful [...]

Sounds outside my office window: some dude painfully retching while his friends yell, “Get it out, man! Yeah!”
I hate it when folks vomit in our courtyard. At least it goes well with the shit.

I woke up this morning to country music and, as if the country music weren’t bad enough, a rrrrreeeeeee sound outside the office windows. Looking out I see some shirtless dude blasting toilets with a power sprayer. In our courtyard.

I’m a little pissed (rightly so I believe) that they are cleaning the toilets [...]

June 9th the English class ended and on the 12th I started my 8-week Spanish class. I posted about the English class only a couple times because the rest of my free time was spent reading the required texts and writing. And slacking. And drinking. Suffice it to say, it was [...]

When I was contemplating joining a cult purchasing a Mac, my major hesitation concerned the availability of programs comparable to those I was familiar with as a Windows user. Not that I’m a hacker-code-cracker, but I’m pretty comfortable using – and utilizing – computers and I have specifics that I look for in software. [...]