- Do not stay out drinking until 2AM the night before a Spanish exam — or any exam for that matter.
- Do not order whiskey sours at Luxie’s. They suck ass.
- Drinking suckass whiskey sours until 2AM makes you feel like ass the next day.
- Don’t try to keep up with Ashley because Ashley is a lush.
- Be thankful you at least had enough sense not to order that tequila shot you were contemplating all night.
Notes to Self
06/30/06 • Read the comments ↓ • Leave a comment ↓
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Serious double-props to #5. That takes more good sense / self control than many people realize
Shit, I did not update my website info. Here ’tis.
Often my self-control surprises me. I just wish it weren’t so fickle.
I will take #2 under advisement. I hate it when I pay good money for a drink and it sucks.
If you want a good whisky sour I’ll make you one Saturday. The problem is they go down really smooth and then I tend to drink too many. Although, I don’t think I have ever gotten a hangover from them. Must be the O.J. Laura’s whiskey sours, nutritious and delicious!