Folks get to this site by the most random means. I always wonder if they find what they were looking for.

• a boyfriend once said to me i need to tell you something. and i said

That’s never a good sign.

• webct sucks

Oh lordisa yes it does.

• im not going to school today

Hey! Neither am I. Want to go get a drink?

• am i sinning if my girlfriend gets an abortion

Only if you believe in the concept of sin. I suggest finding a new religion, like one that doesn’t make you feel like shit.

• i will just start going to bed

There’s a novel idea. Thanks for sharing.

• person that went to hell

That would be me.

• what does después mean

I’ll tell you later.

• summer break no reading

Summer break? What’s that?

• how old am i?

42.

• how can i organize my time for cleaning my house

Is this even possible?

• i am doing homework not

Right on! Not.

• finger scars

Get your fill.

• hello my name is anal

Nice to meet you, Anal. I’m Retentive. Let’s dance.

• is derrick jensen full of shit

Sometimes yes but most of the time no. I recommend reading his work and judging for yourself. As Lavar “Jordi” Burton always reminds us, you don’t have to take my word for it!

• anne sucks

No, you suck for hurting my feelings.

• 5 negative things

1. See item above
2. Teevee
3. War
4. Republicans
5. Godbags

• feminists cut testicles

And some of us cut the cheese.