There are two weeks left before My First Drunken Bender Spring Break and I’m already flipping out over the five impending final papers I’ll have to push out by April/May. Two are a minimum of eight pages, one is a group research project of 15-20 pages, the fourth is 5-10 pages, and the fifth one? I don’t think the professor has even thought about what she wants us to do yet and besides, the syllabus she gave us only goes to Spring Break so I have no idea how to even prepare myself for it and HOLY SHIT AM I FREAKING.
- Sprites – George Romero
- Death Cab for Cutie – Tiny Vessels
- Out of Clouds – Like a Lily
- Dynamite Hack – Dear Kate
- Mael – L’orgie
- Dufus – Peanut Butter
- Tobias Fröberg – So I
- The Bastard Fairies – Apple Pie
- Butt Trumpets – Dead Dogs
- I Am Bones – The Ostrich Approach

Relax… You will do well, remember school is about being masters of mindless activity. You can train a monkey to do well in school and it would pass its classes.