After The Partner and I finished lunch, I went to the kitchen to get myself a glass of pineapple-orange-banana juice (very tasty). I opened the top and pulled off the tab thingy, put the top back on and shook the container, as per instructions. I, along with several areas of the kitchen and the dog, were then blasted with juice. It got in my eye and stung like you wouldn’t believe.

Here is the bottom of the offensive container, the bottom of which I did not notice while in the store:

Here is the bottom of the second container (I like my juice), a proper example of how the bottom should be:

I think I’ll have to contact Dole.

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