I love you, Jonny Flash, for this:

Me: What time is it there?
The Canadian-Down-Under: Uh, it’s about 2 in the afternoon, 2008.
The Partner: Wow, it’s like time travel.
Me: We’re talkin’ to the future!

I generally do not make resolutions for the new calendar year. However, I do have two goals I will share with you:

Learn the ukulele
Practice my drawing skillz:

Having to bathe your dog at 2:30 in the morning because he stepped in shit during his last potty before bed

Between our two families, The Partner and I experience three days of Christ(less)mas: an evening with just my parents, the eve with (nearly) the rest of my family, and the morning/afternoon/evening with his family.
The Partner and I decided at the last minute to eschew buying our loved ones more shit they don’t need, so we [...]