For Ms Lauren:

Why Watching The L-Word in Sweat Pants Is NOT Better Than Us:

• We are REAL LIVE BEINGS!
• We are more REALISTIC than L-Word characters
• We most certainly do not make more than $50K/year
• We hardly ever have perfectly coiffed hair
• Our clothes are NOT designer labels,
• nor do we care if they are
• We sell our art for $50-$300
• We won’t cheat on you with the carpenter
• We won’t cheat on you, period.
• Sweat pants? You really think L-Word characters will take you in sweat pants?? Fuck no. WE, HOWEVER, WILL.
• Movie producer? WhoTF here is a movie producer?
• High-class LA/NY art galleries? Fuck that, we got high-class Lafayette galleries, complete with FREE WINE!
• Where the fuck were you?
• Goddamnit.
• WTF?