Waking up Sunday morning to find your fridge dying
Not being able to reach your “emergency maintenance” contact
Not being able to save all the food
Your dog peeing in three different spots in the house

Wow.

Isn’t it great?
Although done by the Southern Baptist Convention, wow. What a way to freak out children.

“Jot” (via YouTube)

We got the culture results earlier this week, showing George had E. coli (yeah, I’m all “What the fuck?!”, too) and a staph infection. Both of these are common, even residing in small amounts on our skin naturally. Since George has been on a rather high dose of Prednisone for a while now [...]

Gillette – Short Dick Man

via voguedivad

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