- When a neighbor from another building lets her dog out and it runs into your courtyard, only to shit
- When said neighbor gal doesn’t pick up said shit
Things That Suck #3036-3037
06/05/09 • Read the comments ↓ • Leave a comment ↓
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Damn people and their lack of social knowledge. Not to mention the ordinances in the area regarding cleaning up after your pets.
Were they literate?
@The Partner: She was intoxicated. Walking about with wine sloshing in her cup. Whether she was able to read at that point was unknown.
Step 1. Pick up shit (preferably with gloves, shovel, or plastic bag)
Step 2. Point excitedly and say “Look! It’s Michael Jackson, back from the dead!”
Step 3. Quickly place shit in neighbor’s wine cup.
Step 4. Walk away quickly, mumbling something about “Damn look-alikes…”