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In the back of a drawer I saw a baggie with some round, black objects in it. I thought they were chocolate doughnuts. I got mad at myself for forgetting about chocolate doughnuts in the drawer. Then I wondered why I stashed chocolate doughnuts in the first place and couldn’t remember when [...]

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GET OUT AND VOTE: 2008 Indiana Presidential Primary, Tuesday May 6th

As discussed with friends, on Tuesday I shall be voting for Barack Obama, which goes contrary to my woman-identified, woman-preferred leanings.
The reason: Hillary Clinton is a MACHINE POLITICIAN (a.k.a. part of the political machine; i.e., just like Mayor Daley of Chicago and Mayor Daley of Chicago-current [a.k.a. Chi-town, a.k.a. The (Da) Region]). [...]

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Things That Suck #3031

Getting amazingly, embarrassingly drunk and freaking the fuck out

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Being Selective with Children’s Games

I had this game when I was younger. I don’t think I ever realized.

Newer versions seem to have a better representation.

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WTF

Did you watch tonight’s Democratic “debates”?
What was up with that idiot university student at the end, asking Clinton if she preferred diamonds or pearls? And what was up with Clinton actually responding to that type of question?
It was an excellent opportunity to say, “You know, that IS a ‘fun question’, but since [...]

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Alcohol and Anne Do Not Usually Mix Well — For Others

When I get intoxicated, I usually turn into a philosopher and a huge pedagogue. After six shots of hard liquor, I can solve the world’s problems.
The things is: it makes folks uncomfortable. I haven’t found a lot of folks who genuinely like talking politics, even though it impacts their daily lives.
Tonight, [...]

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It’s Not Just Abortion

New Mexico’s governor, Bill Richardson, knows what’s at stake with today’s Supreme Court ruling on late-term pregnancy termination:
While not unexpected, I believe this unfortunate decision is a clear signal that the Supreme Court is opening the door to further challenges to personal medical decisions between patients and doctors that should not involve the government. [Source: [...]

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