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2 Reasons Why The USPS Is Dying

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They take too fucking long to deliver packages.
Really. 4 days to get it here from Indianapolis—a 1 hour drive? Really?

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In the back of a drawer I saw a baggie with some round, black objects in it. I thought they were chocolate doughnuts. I got mad at myself for forgetting about chocolate doughnuts in the drawer. Then I wondered why I stashed chocolate doughnuts in the first place and couldn’t remember when [...]

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X-FAILS

I don’t remember the last time I was this disappointed by a movie.
I don’t think I can even finish the series now.
Throwing a psychic into the mix does not make the movie X-File-y. Why was it so disjointed? Why were they living together? All was forgiven?? And why was it [...]

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Ridiculous

I taught myself to knit, but I can’t seem to be able to teach myself to crochet.

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Sorry, You’re An Idiot, And I Can’t Be Your Friend

I saw a bumper sticker recently that said “Evolution is a lie” and I questioned out loud “Evolution is a lie?” Then I started cracking up laughing, because it seems so silly to me for there to be folks who are so convinced that “evolution is a lie” so as to proudly proclaim it [...]

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