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I consume a hearty amount of movies each month. If you’d like to suggest a film, just contact me.

Movies are rated on a 5-point scale:

1 = No reason exists for you to ever watch this
2 = Slightly better than a poke in the eye
3 = Wanna watch a movie?
4 = See it at least once, maybe even twice
5 = Worth purchasing to watch over and over and over

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  • March, 2010

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewWhere the Wild Things Are (2009) 4.5/5

    2010-03-11 22:09

    Definitely not for young children. Adolescents and up. I loved the creatures. Wonderfully emotional and explorational.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe End of Suburbia: Oil Depletion and the Collapse of the American Dream (2004) 5/5

    2010-03-10 19:22

    Watch this. Loan it to friends. Do not live in a big city.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewWanted (2008) 4.5/5

    2010-03-09 09:49

    Actually not a bad movie at all! Read reviews likening it to The Matrix, but this film had a much different feel to it. I liked the breaking of the fourth wall.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Crazies (2010) 4.5/5

    2010-03-05 21:37

    Pretty awesome. I didn't really expect that ending.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) 3.5/5

    2010-03-02 22:01

    Not a bad remake.

    0.3
  • February, 2010

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBeat the Devil (1953) 2/5

    2010-02-28 15:42

    Many of the lines were cheesy. Some of the acting was straight up bad. Watched it in segments during various dinners. I don't think it would be good in one sitting. Some scenes did make me laugh.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTriangle (2009) 4/5

    2010-02-28 15:41

    I had no expectations coming into this movie. Some parts freaked me out--as in, you don't know what's coming so it's scaring you. On the whole, an interesting film. I'm not sure I understood the ending.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewLaw Abiding Citizen (2009) 4/5

    2010-02-24 18:56

    WARNING: RAPE SCENE
    Beginning scene is not great--just makes me feel really uncomfortable. Getting over this part, though, the movie was good. The ending was a SEVERE let-down.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Wolfman (2010) 3.5/5

    2010-02-14 21:13

    There were a couple parts that made me chuckle, not because they were intended to be funny, but because either the effects were bad, the movie cut in an awkward way, or the lines were cheesey. These were minor problems, though. Overall, I thought it was okay. The ending was left open somewhat, which usually means they left it so for the possibility of a sequel. There should be no sequel to this film. Wait for DVD and watch it when you're bored. Sorry, Benicio.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewZombieland (2009) 5/5

    2010-02-04 21:21

    I was pleasantly entertained. Provides comedic relief to the seriousness of other zombie flicks.

    0.3
  • January, 2010

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewStar Trek (2009) 5/5

    2010-01-28 22:48

    Wow. First viewing after seeing it in the theater. I had forgotten just how awesome this movie is! The opening makes me verklempt.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMoon (2009) 3.5/5

    2010-01-21 23:40

    Thought it would be more like Pandorum (2009), but it wasn't. Interesting story.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Book of Eli (2010) 4.5/5

    2010-01-20 23:39

    Religious. Christian-religious. But surprisingly really good. I really enjoyed this film.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTiptoes (2003) 0.5/5

    2010-01-16 12:26

    I didn't even finish this shit. What a horrible movie.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewEasy Virtue (2008) 3.5/5

    2010-01-12 22:30

    Found out there is an Alfred Hitchcock original version of this movie--I'll have to check it out.

    This version was okay. A few parts made me laugh, but I think the last half hour of the movie could have been improved. I didn't quite expect that ending, so I'll have to see how Hitchcock did it.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) 3/5

    2010-01-07 19:44

    I did not have any expectations. I have never seen the 1951 original and after viewing this one, I wonder at going backwards---I think the special effects go a long way for this story.

    It was an okay movie, but I don't think I'll watch it again.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewCarriers (2009) 4/5

    2010-01-06 09:40

    What the disease is or how it all started are never explained, and they don't really need to be in order for this film to be successful. It's quite enjoyable.

    You follow four people, two of them brothers, on their trip to the ocean. Along the way you meet other characters and you get glimpses of what has happened and how life is now.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Principal (1987) 2.5/5

    2010-01-02 18:30

    WARNING: ATTEMPTED RAPE SCENE

    White loser drunk male saves students of color. It's like Stand and Deliver (1988), but with a white teacher who's forced to play principal.

    "Hey man, who do you think you are?!"
    [...]"I'm the Principal, man!"

    Yes, you hoped the "good guys" won, but really, watch Stand and Deliver for a better education-related film.

    0.3
  • December, 2009

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewInglourious Basterds (2009) 5/5

    2009-12-27 20:00

    *Second viewing*
    Fantastic in every way.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSherlock Holmes (2009) 4.5/5

    2009-12-27 16:20

    Yum. Certainly a break from Brett's regal portrayal, but wow. I'm hoping for a second.

    0.3
  • August, 2009

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewDistrict 9 (2009) 2.5/5

    2009-08-16 13:59

    This movie left me feeling rather off. There were points of good commentary on apartheid and social relations, however, it WAS just a film taking a new twist on the aliens vs humans plot.

    0.3
  • July, 2009

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Big Lebowski (1998) 4/5

    2009-07-27 10:50

    First watched this back in 2004/2005? Watched again 07/27/09.
    Kept thinking Goodman would have a heart attack or something, given how intense his character had to be. Good movie, but not one of my favorite Coen Brothers productions.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007) 3.5/5

    2009-07-24 11:37

    Interesting perspective on the end of the life of Jesse James. Good 'ole Brad Pitt and his laugh.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Other Boleyn Girl (2008) 2.5/5

    2009-07-22 12:03

    Warning: Rape Scene

    This version of the Boleyn sisters' story is quite different from the BBC version(s). King Henry does not seem as much in love with Anne as in the other versions. I would not watch this again, whereas I love to watch the BBC versions.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewHe Was a Quiet Man (2007) 1.5/5

    2009-07-21 12:32

    The DVD stopped playing about half-way in, and I did not try to finish it. It opens with Slater's character doing a voice-over regarding how great it used to be (as in the 1950s) when men were men, before women's lib. Not a great start. It was also rather boring. I did not like this film and was disappointed, as I like Slater.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMan on Fire (2004) 4/5

    2009-07-21 12:31

    Good performance by Denzel Washington and Dakota Fanning plays a good, smart character. I did not like all the religious undertones.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewÆon Flux (2005) 4/5

    2009-07-20 12:29

    Good sci-fi flick based upon the animated teevee series. Not as erotic, but good acting all the same!

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Fugitive (1993) 1/5

    2009-07-18 00:11

    I didn't get to finished this as the disc from the library was rather scratched and my drive couldn't read it fully. But still. Not a great film.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewRendition (2007) 4/5

    2009-07-16 00:14

    I admit I picked up "Rendition" because it has Jake Gyllenhaal in it and I'm a sucker for his eyes. He plays an "observer" with the US government, sent as a replacement to a torture/interview of a terrorism suspect. Reese Witherspoon was, surprisingly, not a ditz in this film, but I felt her character was rather insignificant to the whole plot. Aramis Knight was good, although his character did not speak much, unless you count the screaming and groaning. I think this film gives a good statement on governmental torture, illegal seizure of citizens/residents, and government disavowal. I really wanted someone to smack Meryl Streep's character.

    0.3
  • June, 2009

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewWilby Wonderful (2004) 4.5/5

    2009-06-18 23:49

    Worth watching.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Village (2004) 4.5/5

    2009-06-18 20:57

    Saw this when it first came out, watched it again recently. Great story.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Rage in Placid Lake (2003) 4/5

    2009-06-18 20:53

    I remember when this came out it had some press, and it's been on Hulu for a while; I've just never checked it out. It was surprisingly good.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewResident Evil (2002) 3.5/5

    2009-06-17 20:57

    Good story line, but kinda fake in parts regarding the special effects and some of the dialogue could have been reworked. But, for an apocalyptic series, worth watching.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewResident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) 4/5

    2009-06-17 20:57

    Good follow-up story. Little bit cheesey in parts, yet again. Who worked on the dialogue?!

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewResident Evil: Extinction (2007) 4.5/5

    2009-06-17 20:57

    Maybe the best of the trilogy. But I'm a sucker for end-of-the-world films.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMiss Pettigrew Lives for a Day (2008) 3.5/5

    2009-06-17 20:56

    This is an okay watch. Kinda sappy. Happy Hollywood Ending. Good for a rainy day.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGoldfish Memory (2003) 4/5

    2009-06-16 20:51

    Pretty good film--deals with sexualities and relationships of the standard sort: hetero, queer. No trans, though.

    0.3
  • May, 2009

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewDonnie Darko (2001) 5/5

    2009-05-09 20:22

    What the fuck?

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewStar Trek (2009) 5/5

    2009-05-09 19:39

    Totally not a fail. Excellent. Will watch again once released to DVD.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the review"The Duchess of Duke Street" (1976) 5/5

    2009-05-08 14:23

    Interesting storyline change from the beginning. Quite a great story!

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewX-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) 5/5

    2009-05-02 19:38

    Fantastic. I've never been into the comic book version of X-Men, but I've loved the movies. This one is an excellent back story, and paves the way for more. I hope they cover more characters!

    0.3
  • April, 2009

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Hindenburg (1975) 4/5

    2009-04-19 02:19

    Good production. Good acting. I think it would be better with German actors and English subtitles, since the American actors are supposed to be German anyway.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) 1.5/5

    2009-04-18 02:18

    Eh. It's so hard to make a great trilogy. This one is much worse than the first and second. They changed the wife! The wife is not played by the same actor! I HATE THIS. It was also very hokey. And, the women had to be Helpless and be saved by the men. Puke. Skip it.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Mummy Returns (2001) 3/5

    2009-04-18 02:17

    Much better than the first. The lead female role actually gets some action, although she's captured and has to play the Helpless Woman role for a short time.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Mummy (1999) 2.5/5

    2009-04-17 02:15

    Eh. The female lead plays the Helpless Woman role with the male lead playing Will Save All role. Story was a bit hokey.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSolaris (2002) 4/5

    2009-04-07 21:27

    Still confusing, but not as confusing at the Tarkovsky 1972 original. I'd say this version made it 98% more clear what the hell was going on.

    But I still don't understand it.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPride & Prejudice (2005) 4/5

    2009-04-01 13:19

    Not as great as the 1995 version with Colin Firth and it did not follow the novel as well, either. Still, it was a decent remake and worth a viewing.

    0.3
  • March, 2009

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewIn the Line of Fire (1993) 2/5

    2009-03-30 19:28

    There is no fucking way Rene Russo's character would fall for Clint Eastwood's character. WTF? And why is John Malkovich always slapping his belly?

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewKnowing (2009) 4.5/5

    2009-03-23 01:29

    Wow. There's that twist I was not expecting. And the whole spooky and keeping me waiting for what's going to happen thing. But WTF's up with all the Christian shit? Would have been a 5-star sci-fi if not for the religious influence.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSnatch. 4/5

    2009-03-07 20:53

    Goes along with "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels", in a way. Violence and people playing hardasses.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewLock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) 3.5/5

    2009-03-07 20:51

    Drugs, violence, foreign accents. What's not to love?

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewJumanji (1995) 3/5

    2009-03-07 20:50

    Last I can remember, this isn't too bad for a child's movie. I'll have to watch it again sometime.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Family Man (2000) 1/5

    2009-03-07 20:46

    Obnoxious rich white dude becomes a lower-middle class white dude with a wife and children so that he may taste what he's missed. Ugh.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPicture Perfect 1/5

    2009-03-07 20:45

    Ugh. Is this what they mean by "chick flick"? It was sappy, sucky, and unbelievable.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBroken Flowers 3.5/5

    2009-03-07 20:43

    Bill Murray does serious, or kinda serious, acting. As in, somewhat dramatic. Not too shabby.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewLiar Liar (1997) 2/5

    2009-03-07 20:38

    Although there is a child actor in this movie, it is so not appropriate for children. Jim Carrey is, I guess, Jim Carrey in this movie. I watched it again recently and I didn't much care for it. Crappy White entertainment mixed with sexism pushed off as comedy.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewToy Soldiers (1991) 2.5/5

    2009-03-06 20:35

    Bad boys being bad yet making up for it by saving the day. There are several occasions of bad acting. Maybe the early Nineties really were that cheesy, or adolescent boys are that cheesy; some scenes made me uncomfortable because they were so bad.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewWhat Would Jesus Buy? (2007) 4.5/5

    2009-03-05 21:37

    Excellent. Disney is Satan.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewIn Debt We Trust (2006) 4/5

    2009-03-02 21:35

    Documentary of sorts. Interesting for the interviews of folks who spend beyond their means. Although this is a fairly recent film, it is dated, given the current (March 2009) economic state.

    0.3
  • February, 2009

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewHelvetica (2007) 4.5/5

    2009-02-09 08:33

    A documentary for geeks and nerds who love typography. The film is comprised of interviews sprinkled with shots of Helvetica out in the wild. Spiekermann is hilarious.

    0.3
  • January, 2009

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFor Your Consideration (2006) 3/5

    2009-01-30 20:02

    Will have to watch this again.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBest in Show (2000) 5/5

    2009-01-30 20:01

    Parker Posey in braces + dogs = greatness.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewA Mighty Wind (2003) 5/5

    2009-01-30 20:00

    Fantastic mockumentary about several folk bands/groups reuniting for one final show.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewWaiting for Guffman (1996) 4/5

    2009-01-30 19:58

    Not exactly the group's best, but still humorous and entertaining.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThis Is Spinal Tap (1984) 5/5

    2009-01-30 19:57

    Mockumentary of the highest quality.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) 4.5/5

    2009-01-30 19:56

    Enjoyed it; good escapism.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) 5/5

    2009-01-30 19:55

    I really enjoyed this last installment. I did feel the ending was lacking.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) 5/5

    2009-01-30 19:54

    Good continuation. Think I liked the first and third slightly better.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) 5/5

    2009-01-30 19:51

    Own

    I had no inclination to ever watch this epic film, but I received this as a gift and was bored one day. I did not realize/remember there were three parts to it, so I was pissed at having to wait until I got the second movie to finish the story. Then I was even more pissed when I learned I had to wait for the third to truly end it. LOTR is a rather good fantasy film, I must admit; at times a bit too christian, though.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewLove! Valour! Compassion! (1997) 5/5

    2009-01-30 08:38

    Heart-wrenching story following the summer of the lives of a group of friends.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • December, 2008

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Siege (1998/I) 2/5

    2008-12-16 18:25

    Patriotic bullshit. It was available on Hulu.com and I had nothing better to watch at the time.

    0.3
  • June, 2008

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Happening (2008) 4/5

    2008-06-20 17:59

    Own

    If you are susceptible to thoughts of suicide, do not watch this movie.

    I thought it would be something about aliens, but it wasn't. Not even close. And I didn't expect all the gore.

    Rewatched on: 07/21/09

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le (2001) 5/5

    2008-06-19 22:26

    This was such a fun story!

    0.3
  • February, 2008

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSolyaris (1972) 2.5/5

    2008-02-07 21:26

    I could not understand what the hell was happening.

    0.3
  • January, 2008

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewCloverfield (2008) 1/5

    2008-01-18 21:26

    You know how the trailer really didn't tell you much about the movie? Yeah, there's a reason for that.

    0.3
  • December, 2007

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewI Am Legend (2007) 3.5/5

    2007-12-14 21:22

    This adaptation did not follow the story. That was disappointing.

    The meaning of Robert Neville being a legend is totally skewed in this version. Also, religion played no part in the story; that was apparently added to boost audience numbers for the movie.

    Still, if you are a fan of apocalyptic films, this should be seen at least once. Some scenes did make me jump.

    Read the (really short) book first.

    0.3
  • October, 2007

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe American President (1995) 2/5

    2007-10-15 15:48

    Corny escapism.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Final Cut (2004) 3.5/5

    2007-10-14 02:56

    I thought it would be more spooky or mystery-like, but it wasn't.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFingersmith (2005) (TV) 4.5/5

    2007-10-11 01:50

    This film is in two parts, something I wasn't expecting. It's based upon a novel of the same name by Sarah Waters and I think I'll look up the book and her others. Good screenplay and great acting. There is a great twist that I can't divulge.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Devil Wears Prada (2006) 1/5

    2007-10-09 12:04

    Size 6 gal learns to sell out to high-fashion, becomes pretty/a size 4, looses guy, quits job after realizing true happiness cannot be found in shoes nor handbags, gets guy to take her back. PUKE.

    The only saving grace is Meryl Streep.

    And even then it's like, WTF? Why are you even in this film, it sucks so bad.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewCast Away (2000) 4.5/5

    2007-10-08 16:32

    One of Tom Hanks' better performances. Although the bulk of the film is quiet, you'll laugh at parts you think you shouldn't laugh at.

    Rewatched on 1 April 2009: Really is a decent movie.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTitanic (1996) (TV) 0.5/5

    2007-10-06 14:32

    WARNING: RAPE SCENE

    I checked this out from my library and the back of the box said the rating was for All Ages.

    Besides the RAPE SCENE, I couldn't tell if the actors were trying to make this a funny movie, or were just doing their best given their shitty lines.

    Holy fuck.

    Do NOT watch this.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Man with One Red Shoe (1985) 3/5

    2007-10-05 16:35

    Not bad, but not entirely great. I remember it being better. Humor and escapism.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMetal: A Headbanger's Journey (2005) 4.5/5

    2007-10-02 17:07

    An entertaining documentary, watched at the behest of a friend who loved it, on heavy metal music.

    0.3
  • September, 2007

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewWhat's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) 5/5

    2007-09-18 16:32

    I'm wondering why it took me so long to view this.

    This movie made me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSt. Elmo's Fire (1985) 3/5

    2007-09-10 16:11

    I never watched this in high school, which is when I think you're supposed to watch it, or maybe right into college; I was surprised to find it worth watching. But just once.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Fifth Element (1997) 4/5

    2007-09-09 18:23

    Interesting futuristic sci-fi. Yes.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSuperman Returns (2006) 1/5

    2007-09-03 16:59

    Horribly disappointing to the point of being heresy.

    Christopher Reeve hates this movie.

    0.3
  • August, 2007

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSuperbad (2007) 1/5

    2007-08-17 21:19

    Hey! Let's make a movie about some teenage boys who go out and try to buy beer and get laid by hot stupid girls! Yeah!

    Why the fuck did I watch this?

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewRunning with Scissors (2006) 4.5/5

    2007-08-15 15:45

    Excellent movie based upon an even better book/memoir.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Bonfire of the Vanities (1990) 0.5/5

    2007-08-10 16:34

    I fully watched the first half-hour, then I watched the remainder at 3x speed. Why did they make this? Why did I rent it?

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Bourne Ultimatum (2007) 5/5

    2007-08-03 16:57

    If the shaky cam doesn't make you puke, it is a good ending to the trilogy. WHY SHAKY CAM?

    0.3
  • June, 2007

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewEvan Almighty (2007) 2.5/5

    2007-06-22 21:20

    Too many parts of this movie made me feel uncomfortable. Add the whole godbag aspect and you get a moderately-enjoyable movie. I am so surprised Morgan Freeman agreed to be in it; maybe it was because he played God?

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Golden Child (1986) 0.5/5

    2007-06-19 14:35

    Who thought it would be a good idea to make this movie? And why the hell did I watch it?

    0.3
  • May, 2007

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewCry-Baby (1990) 4.5/5

    2007-05-14 15:54

    Own

    A surprisingly normal John Waters film---as "normal" as any Waters film can get.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the review28 Weeks Later (2007) 5/5

    2007-05-11 21:18

    Own

    Holy shit a sequel that rocks as much as the first! What a fucking great zombie movie this is!

    0.3
  • March, 2007

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewA Scanner Darkly (2006) 4.5/5

    2007-03-10 16:56

    If you have seen writer/director Linklater's previous work, Waking Life (2001), you will enjoy this one as well. Good philosophical quest that left me yearning for a sequel.

    0.3
  • February, 2007

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMelinda and Melinda (2004) 4.5/5

    2007-02-10 16:10

    I didn't believe this was a Woody Allen film. I got it because it has Radha Mitchell in it.

    0.3
  • December, 2006

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMission: Impossible III (2006) 5/5

    2006-12-31 15:46

    Own

    This is my favorite of the trilogy because it has more explosions and action scenes. Really.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewChill Factor (1999) 0.5/5

    2006-12-31 14:38

    Own - Gift

    I am embarrassed to say I actually watched this entire thing. Do not ye be so stupid.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury (2004) (V) 4/5

    2006-12-27 16:04

    Own

    Semi-aminated short film that fills the gap in the story between Pitch Black and The Chronicles of Riddick.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFast Food Nation (2006) 5/5

    2006-12-10 17:05

    I stopped drinking cows milk, went a year without any fast food, and started buying organic groceries because of this movie. It changed the way I view food.

    0.3
  • November, 2006

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewStranger Than Fiction (2006) 4/5

    2006-11-10 21:16

    Rather funny. Will Ferrell was not as much of a goob as I thought he'd be.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Omen (1976) 4.5/5

    2006-11-07 11:01

    Nice and creepy.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBorat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan... 5/5

    2006-11-04 16:59

    I love it because it makes straight people uncomfortable.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Omen (2006) 3/5

    2006-11-04 11:02

    As far as remakes go, this one wasn't too bad. I think the original is better, though.

    0.3
  • October, 2006

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewV for Vendetta (2005) 5/5

    2006-10-10 16:57

    Excellent film about revolution.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Exorcist (1973) 5/5

    2006-10-10 15:59

    Own

    Dude, she humps a cross.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTrue Romance (1993) 4.5/5

    2006-10-10 14:35

    Own

    Twisted story of two young lovers.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBill Hicks Live: Satirist, Social Critic, Stand-up Comedian (2004) (V) 5/5

    2006-10-10 14:28

    Own

    I really wish they had Hicks' "Dark Poet" on video.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPoseidon (2006) 1.5/5

    2006-10-10 11:51

    Although this version features better special effects, it doesn't come close to beating the 1972 original.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPink Flamingos (1972) 5/5

    2006-10-10 11:17

    Own

    The Filthiest Movie Alive! Many scenes make me cringe, but that isn't always a bad thing.

    Beware the asshole and the chicken.

    0.3
  • September, 2006

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAn Inconvenient Truth (2006) 4.5/5

    2006-09-01 21:12

    This infomentary was actually pretty good. I'm hoping a lot of people saw this, as the factual information was accessible and blunt.

    0.3
  • July, 2006

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) 5/5

    2006-07-10 16:56

    Equally as great as the first in the trilogy.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewLabyrinth (1986) 4.5/5

    2006-07-10 15:52

    Own

    Great creatures from the mind of Jim Henson. Recommended for children (if you don't mind 'damn', 'hell' and maybe a 'shit'), as adults may not tolerate it. Kinda creepy, though. Why does David Bowie like that baby so much?

    0.3
  • February, 2006

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTransamerica (2005) 3/5

    2006-02-10 21:14

    I'm sort of in the middle of the road on this one. One hand good, got some media attention so hopefully lots of folks saw it; other hand, characters seemed a little fake. Maybe it was just too Hollywood.

    0.3
  • October, 2005

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Terminal (2004) 4/5

    2005-10-10 16:32

    I remember this not being bad, but I wasn't wooed by it either.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Ladykillers (2004) 3/5

    2005-10-10 16:32

    I wasn't too impressed, but Tom Hanks' laugh gets me every time.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Beach (2000/I) 3/5

    2005-10-10 16:31

    I was afraid to watch this but I had to in order to write a paper on it for college. Basically it follows spoiled kids going places they shouldn't.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewEternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) 3.5/5

    2005-10-10 16:30

    Everybody went crazy over this film but me. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't all that, either.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFinding Neverland (2004) 4.5/5

    2005-10-10 16:10

    This movie made me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTwo If by Sea (1996) 4/5

    2005-10-10 15:50

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    Good escapism. Sandra Bullock and Denis Leary as con artists.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBoiler Room (2000) 3.5/5

    2005-10-10 14:36

    Own

    A white dude gets in over his head at a shady brokerage firm.

    0.3
  • July, 2005

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewCharlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) 3/5

    2005-07-15 14:45

    Johnny Depp in eyeliner = heaven. That being said, it woefully pales in comparison to the 1971 original, even though this one seems more "trippy". I hate the Oompa Loompas in this version. HATE them. Or should I say, him. I hate the ONE Oompa Loompa in this fucking film.

    Why did they even try to redo such an excellent film?

    0.3
  • May, 2005

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPrimer (2004) 3/5

    2005-05-27 21:17

    Okay. I get that this movie was about time travel, but at some point I got lost. I think near the ending. I wasn't sure what the hell was going on anymore.

    0.3
  • December, 2004

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Chronicles of Riddick (2004) 5/5

    2004-12-31 16:03

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    A sequel that doesn't suck! Vin Diesel is again such a fucking badass. That is why you watch this film; excellent escapism and delicious eye candy.

    0.3
  • October, 2004

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAlexis Zorbas (1964) 5/5

    2004-10-10 17:06

    aka Zorba The Greek

    I was first exposed to this film in an introductory philosophy course. It follows the story of two men, one a conformist and the other, Zorba, anything but, and how Zorba imparts his wisdom to those around him.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewRashômon (1950) 5/5

    2004-10-10 17:06

    I first saw this in an introductory philosophy course. It follows the retellings of a murder as seen by three different people. Great for us philosophy geeks.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Last Boy Scout (1991) 4.5/5

    2004-10-10 14:39

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    Bruce Willis in another movie in which he is a badass.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFemale Trouble (1974) 5/5

    2004-10-10 11:18

    Own

    It is extremely hard to review this film; this is something you have to watch for yourself in order to believe anything anybody writes about it.

    0.3
  • September, 2004

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewWaking Life (2001) 5/5

    2004-09-10 17:05

    I first watched this in an introductory philosophy class. Excellent philosophical journey.

    0.3
  • July, 2004

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Bourne Supremacy (2004) 5/5

    2004-07-23 16:58

    Own

    A sequel that doesn't suck! This is just as great as the first. OMG Matt Damon.

    0.3
  • May, 2004

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Day After Tomorrow (2004) 4.5/5

    2004-05-28 11:10

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    You think it's going to be hokey, but then you're pleasantly surprised. A great film for us apocalyptic nerds.

    0.3
  • October, 2003

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGangs of New York (2002) 4/5

    2003-10-10 16:31

    I remember liking this film, but have not seen it recently.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewJay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) 0.5/5

    2003-10-10 16:16

    I hate this movie and am pissed I wasted a half-hour waiting to see if it would get better.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Matrix Revolutions (2003) 5/5

    2003-10-10 11:31

    I was highly impressed at the ability of the Wachowski brothers to create a trilogy that did not get worse as it went along. One of my top ten all-time favorites.

    0.3
  • July, 2003

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) 5/5

    2003-07-09 18:58

    I cannot get enough of Johnny Depp in eyeliner. Excellent escapism.

    0.3
  • May, 2003

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Matrix Reloaded (2003) 5/5

    2003-05-15 11:29

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    A sequel that doesn't suck! One of my top ten all-time favorites.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewX2 (2003) 5/5

    2003-05-02 18:58

    Great continuation of the story. Left me looking forward to the third installment.

    0.3
  • April, 2003

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAbout a Boy (2002) 2/5

    2003-04-19 18:13

    Eh. Take it or leave it. I wasn't that impressed.

    0.3
  • February, 2003

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewEmma (1996) 4.5/5

    2003-02-09 18:11

    Humourous adaptation of the Jane Austen novel. Tickles me.

    0.3
  • October, 2002

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewCatch Me If You Can (2002) 4/5

    2002-10-10 16:31

    "Inspired by a true story" they say. I really do like this film. I think Hanks' New York accent is great, and DiCaprio plays a great character.

    rewatched 07/17/09

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Hours (2002) 4.5/5

    2002-10-10 16:26

    Great film that follows the lives of three women.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the review28 Days Later... (2002) 5/5

    2002-10-10 11:09

    Own

    Have you seen this movie? Because it is AWESOME.

    Absolutely one of the best zombie/apocalyptic films I've yet to see.

    This film sets the standard for me in regards to zombie flicks of the 21st century. Great acting, fantastic effects, and I love that Selena kicks ass with her machete instead of being The Helpless Girl Screaming Her Head Off. This is such a fun movie.

    0.3
  • August, 2002

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSigns (2002) 4/5

    2002-08-19 18:07

    Saw this in the theater at first release, watched it a second time once on DVD. This movie made me cry, but I wasn't too keen on the religious angle.

    0.3
  • June, 2002

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Bourne Identity (2002) 5/5

    2002-06-14 16:59

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    Great film if you like spy/hitman flicks. Matt Damon gets to be such a fucking badass.

    0.3
  • February, 2002

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSkipped Parts (2000) 4/5

    2002-02-09 18:10

    Read the book by Tim Sandlin first; great adaptation.

    0.3
  • December, 2001

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPitch Black (2000) 5/5

    2001-12-31 16:02

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    I was afraid this was going to be a shitty film, but it turned out to be AWESOME. Radha Mitchell plays a strong female character and Vin Diesel is delicious.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewRequiem for a Dream (2000) 5/5

    2001-12-31 11:27

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    Everyone crashes and burns. Great film that comments on consumption and addiction.

    0.3
  • October, 2001

  • Show the reviewHide the review28 Days (2000) 3/5

    2001-10-10 15:50

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    Sandra Bullock plays a drunk who hits bottom and goes into rehab. Good characters make it worthwhile.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTitanic (1953) 5/5

    2001-10-10 14:30

    Own

    My all-time favorite version of this story.

    0.3
  • December, 2000

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPirates of Silicon Valley (1999) (TV) 5/5

    2000-12-31 15:57

    Own

    Have you seen this movie? Because it is AWESOME.

    I picked this up on a whim from the $5 bin at a local movie rental store and I'm glad I chanced it. Chronicles the story of Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, Bill Gates, and many others involved in the rise of Silicon Valley/personal computing.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMission: Impossible II (2000) 4.5/5

    2000-12-31 15:46

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    Even better action scenes than the first of the trilogy and Ethan Hunt even gets a female counter-part.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Ninth Gate (1999) 5/5

    2000-12-31 15:41

    Own

    Oh, Johnny Depp. You are wonderful.

    0.3
  • October, 2000

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewIf These Walls Could Talk 2 (2000) (TV) 5/5

    2000-10-10 16:27

    This movie really makes me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Story of Us (1999) 4.5/5

    2000-10-10 15:51

    Own

    Follows the relationship of two people in love.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFight Club (1999) 5/5

    2000-10-10 15:37

    Own

    This is a great film, the point of which usually gets lost on people who merely focus on the man-on-man fighting.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewErin Brockovich (2000) 5/5

    2000-10-10 11:42

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    I still cry when I watch this film.

    0.3
  • July, 2000

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewX-Men (2000) 5/5

    2000-07-14 19:58

    I have never been a reader of comic books and I have never read anything related to X-Men, but this movie was fucking awesome.

    0.3
  • December, 1999

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAmerican Beauty (1999) 5/5

    1999-12-31 11:21

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    A wonderful movie, even after numerous viewings. The bag part is a bit hokey, I'll give you that, but the rest of the film outweighs it.

    0.3
  • October, 1999

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Green Mile (1999) 4.5/5

    1999-10-10 16:33

    This movie made me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSaving Private Ryan (1998) 4/5

    1999-10-10 16:33

    A story about men in the army. Still, this movie made me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewHigh Art (1998) 5/5

    1999-10-10 16:06

    The story of two women who fall in love. It's been a while since I last saw this.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Negotiator (1998) 5/5

    1999-10-10 15:56

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    Samuel L. Jackson at his finest and most badass.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPayback (1999/I) 4.5/5

    1999-10-10 11:52

    Own

    I feel dirty liking this film, but Mel Gibson really does kick a lot of ass.

    0.3
  • August, 1999

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Sixth Sense (1999) 5/5

    1999-08-10 18:09

    This movie gave me chills. Great ghost flick.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • March, 1999

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Matrix (1999) 5/5

    1999-03-31 11:29

    Own

    One of my top ten all-time favorite movies. Superb.

    0.3
  • December, 1998

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAmerican History X (1998) 5/5

    1998-12-31 16:02

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    An emotionally-charged film showcasing the realizations of a skinhead/racist.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewHalf Baked (1998) 1.5/5

    1998-12-31 15:51

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    I don't know why I own it.

    Only good if you're young and/or inebriated.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewNuts (1987) 5/5

    1998-12-31 15:48

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    Strong female character, played by Barbara Streisand, who fights the courts and all the other men in her life to control her own life. No review can do this film justice.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSuicide Kings (1997) 4.5/5

    1998-12-31 14:37

    Own

    A group of friends kidnaps a gangster. Worth watching because it has Christopher Walken in it, and he's a badass.

    0.3
  • October, 1998

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewYou've Got Mail (1998) 0.5/5

    1998-10-10 16:33

    Why the hell did they make this? Why the hell did I watch it?

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewApollo 13 (1995) 4.5/5

    1998-10-10 14:43

    Own

    The dramatic reenactment of the Apollo 13 mission to the moon. Excellent cast and wonderful acting.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFlowers in the Attic (1987) 5/5

    1998-10-10 14:41

    Own

    This freaked me out when I first saw it.

    This film is seriously dark and twisted.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSleeping with the Enemy (1991) 4/5

    1998-10-10 11:58

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    Nutso husband gets it in the end = greatness.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe X Files (1998) 5/5

    1998-10-10 11:55

    Own

    David Duchovny, why don't you love me?

    My friend and I won tickets from a local radio station to the night-before sneak-peek. What a fun film!

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPatch Adams (1998) 5/5

    1998-10-10 11:45

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    Makes my heart ache for the kindness of people.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGrosse Pointe Blank (1997) 5/5

    1998-10-10 11:38

    Own

    A comedy about hitmen, high school, and love.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPi (1998) 5/5

    1998-10-10 11:32

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    I own this and after all the viewings I still don't know if I understand it.

    0.3
  • December, 1997

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) 5/5

    1997-12-31 15:55

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    Geena Davis is a fucking badass.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewChasing Amy (1997) 5/5

    1997-12-31 15:53

    Own

    My all-time favorite Kevin Smith film. This one beats them all.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Saint (1997) 4/5

    1997-12-31 15:42

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    A hokey storyline, yet an intriguing performance by Val Kilmer.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMonty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) 5/5

    1997-12-31 14:47

    Own

    "It's just a flesh wound!"

    One of my favorite Monty Python films.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewI Shot Andy Warhol (1996) 5/5

    1997-12-31 14:41

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    The humanizing story of Valerie Solanas and why she shot Andy Warhol.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFull Metal Jacket (1987) 5/5

    1997-12-31 14:34

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    One of the more uncomfortably-violent movies I own. This movie taught me that war is always, always bad for all involved.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTitanic (1997) 4.5/5

    1997-12-19 14:30

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    I just like the period clothes.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • October, 1997

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Gods Must Be Crazy (1980) 3/5

    1997-10-15 15:49

    Watched this in high school, for a class.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewDazed and Confused (1993) 4/5

    1997-10-10 17:06

    Required movie for anybody in high school.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewRomeo + Juliet (1996) 3.5/5

    1997-10-10 16:31

    A modern take on Shakespeare's classic. Sometimes I found it hard to follow. It does not compare to the 1968 version, which I much prefer.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAlien: Resurrection (1997) 4.5/5

    1997-10-10 11:37

    aka Aliens 4

    I think this series should have stopped at the trilogy stage. The first three were fantastic; this film gets a little hokey at parts, but Sigourney Weaver is still kicking ass nonetheless.

    0.3
  • July, 1997

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewDie Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) 4.5/5

    1997-07-15 18:19

    Hells yes Samuel L. Jackson. Great third installment.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMen in Black (1997) 2.5/5

    1997-07-02 19:00

    I liked it when it came out, but I think it's a bit hokey.

    0.3
  • December, 1996

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMission: Impossible (1996) 4.5/5

    1996-12-31 15:45

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    Good story with great action scenes. Excellent escapism.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewJeffrey (1995) 5/5

    1996-12-31 14:42

    Own

    This film follows Jeffrey, a gay man trying to find love in the 1990s following the AIDS explosion.

    I love this movie.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • October, 1996

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewEmpire Records (1995) 5/5

    1996-10-10 16:56

    They work at a record store, yet everybody snaps and gets stressed out. Seems like it should be required for teens.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewIf These Walls Could Talk (1996) (TV) 5/5

    1996-10-10 16:27

    Follows the lives of three women with similar experiences but in different times.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Craft (1996) 3.5/5

    1996-10-10 12:00

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    Great because there are several leading female roles, bad because they use their magic for beauty and to get guys to love them.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTwister (1996) 4.5/5

    1996-10-10 11:57

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    I love tornadoes, so of course I love this movie. Strong female character, good humor, and great CGI.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewDolores Claiborne (1995) 5/5

    1996-10-10 11:54

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    Moving story about the lives of women in a world ruled by men.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThelma & Louise (1991) 4.5/5

    1996-10-10 11:44

    Own

    Why can't they just get away with it? It's great to have a movie with TWO leading females, but the end is normalizing and disappointing.

    0.3
  • January, 1996

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTwelve Monkeys (1995) 5/5

    1996-01-06 18:22

    Superb.

    0.3
  • December, 1995

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Shawshank Redemption (1994) 5/5

    1995-12-31 15:37

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    I never want to go to prison.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMallrats (1995) 5/5

    1995-12-31 14:46

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    My second-favorite Kevin Smith movie, second to "Chasing Amy".

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSe7en (1995) 5/5

    1995-12-31 11:09

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    Who doesn't like to sin? Excellent movie.

    0.3
  • October, 1995

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewToy Story (1995) 3/5

    1995-10-10 16:33

    Good if you're a child, but also bad if you're a child.

    Teaches children to want for material goods and to want for the next bigger/faster/louder/etc. thing.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewHeavenly Creatures (1994) 5/5

    1995-10-10 16:30

    The story of two young imaginative gals who fall in love.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSister My Sister (1994) 5/5

    1995-10-10 16:27

    A dark drama following the lives of two sisters. Maybe they aren't sisters. I don't know.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAirheads (1994) 2.5/5

    1995-10-10 16:16

    Silly escapism.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewLéon (1994) 5/5

    1995-10-10 15:59

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    aka Leon: The Professional

    The relationship between Leon and Mathilda makes me uncomfortable at times, but on the whole this is an excellent film.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewClerks. (1994) 3/5

    1995-10-10 14:29

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    Everybody always praises this film, and I just cannot see why.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Usual Suspects (1995) 5/5

    1995-10-10 11:43

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    I am Keyser Söze.

    The twist at the end is what does it. Excellent film.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFalling Down (1993) 3.5/5

    1995-10-10 11:32

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    Angry white dude loses wife and daughter, moves in with mom, loses job, then snaps one day and decides he's "not going to take it anymore" and that he wants his wife and child back. Talk about sense of entitlement.

    Not horrible, but not fantastic either because it has the whole creepy man thing.

    0.3
  • December, 1994

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSchindler's List (1993) 5/5

    1994-12-31 16:00

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    Wonderful production.

    This movie makes me not only cry, but bawl.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewLegends of the Fall (1994) 4/5

    1994-12-31 15:56

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    Many heartthrobs to make you swoon. A touching story of multiple loves.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewForrest Gump (1994) 5/5

    1994-12-31 15:54

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    Surely most folks have seen this film.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewLife of Brian (1979) 5/5

    1994-12-31 15:53

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    It's sort of like if Jesus had a twin brother.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGuarding Tess (1994) 5/5

    1994-12-31 15:47

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    A surprisingly really good performance is given by Nicolas Cage, who plays a member of the Secret Service assigned to a cantankerous former First Lady, played by Shirley MacLaine.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewNorma Rae (1979) 5/5

    1994-12-31 15:43

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    Sally Field plays a textile worker who fights to get her factory unionized. Strong female character.

    This movie makes me cry.

    0.3
  • Show the reviewHide the reviewRobin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) 2.5/5

    1994-12-31 15:39

    I love men in tights. Funny/dumb escapism.

    0.3
  • November, 1994

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewInterview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994) 5/5

    1994-11-11 18:32

    Oh, to be a vampire. What a great movie!

    0.3
  • October, 1994

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPulp Fiction (1994) 5/5

    1994-10-19 18:21

    No one can tell you about this movie, you have to see it for yourself.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Beverly Hillbillies (1993) 0.5/5

    1994-10-10 16:35

    Yuck. Why did they make this and why did I watch it?

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewCurly Sue (1991) 2.5/5

    1994-10-10 16:17

    I remember not being too thrilled by this one. I have only watched it the once, and it was years ago.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewLoaded Weapon 1 (1993) 1/5

    1994-10-10 16:14

    I saw this years ago and cannot really remember much of it.

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  • September, 1994

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewRomeo and Juliet (1968/I) 5/5

    1994-09-10 19:08

    My favorite version of this Shakespeare classic. I was forced to watch it in high school, and I'm thankful.

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  • May, 1994

  • Show the reviewHide the review"The Stand" (1994) (mini) 5/5

    1994-05-08 20:01

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    My parents let me stay up late to watch this series on television. It is a made-for-tv movie, but if you love apocalyptic films, this one will become a favorite.

    I love it and highly recommend you read the book first.

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  • December, 1993

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewJurassic Park (1993) 4.5/5

    1993-12-31 16:01

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    It's a movie about dinosaurs living in the late-20th century. Points go to the great effects (and the acting isn't too shabby either).

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  • October, 1993

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSleepless in Seattle (1993) 1/5

    1993-10-10 16:34

    Why did they make this? Why did I watch it?

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPhiladelphia (1993) 5/5

    1993-10-10 16:33

    Follows the story of a gay man living with AIDS who fights discrimination.

    This movie makes me cry.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewHouseSitter (1992) 2/5

    1993-10-10 12:02

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    Cheesy and fantastical escapism.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewDeath Becomes Her (1992) 4.5/5

    1993-10-10 11:59

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    This is a sad movie because it feeds into the notion that older women yearn to be young again--i.e., to have less wrinkles and perkier breasts. It may be true to an extent, but it's a depressing concept around which to make a movie. It is saved by the humor found throughout.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAlien³ (1992) 5/5

    1993-10-10 11:35

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    All those men and Sigourney Weaver outlasts them. Wonderfully strong female character.

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  • April, 1993

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewLook Who's Talking (1989) 2/5

    1993-04-18 18:20

    Ugh. Nothing worse than giving an infant a voice-over in a movie.

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  • December, 1992

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewRobin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) 4.5/5

    1992-12-31 15:38

    Not too shabby of a movie, if you like escapism.

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  • October, 1992

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewDrop Dead Fred (1991) 4.5/5

    1992-10-10 16:39

    Why can't Lizzie stay crazy?

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewA League of Their Own (1992) 4.5/5

    1992-10-10 16:34

    Featuring many strong female characters, it's funny and at times dramatic.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Addams Family (1991) 3/5

    1992-10-10 16:27

    I watched this way back when and only that once, but I remember thinking it was decent.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMen at Work (1990) 2/5

    1992-10-10 16:15

    I don't remember this movie, but I know I've seen it.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFlatliners (1990) 5/5

    1992-10-10 16:12

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    Medical students decide to do experiments on themselves. Very creepy; good to watch at night with the lights off.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBack to the Future Part III (1990) 4/5

    1992-10-10 11:16

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    This is my least favorite of the three, but it isn't horrible.

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  • January, 1992

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewDie Hard 2 (1990) 3/5

    1992-01-12 18:18

    More of Bruce Willis being a hard ass. More good escapism.

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  • December, 1991

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) 4/5

    1991-12-31 15:49

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    Yes, I own this. No, it isn't that bad of a movie. Rather humorous in parts.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFried Green Tomatoes (1991) 5/5

    1991-12-31 14:40

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    A beautiful film that follows the lives of three women.

    This movie makes me cry.

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  • October, 1991

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMeet the Applegates (1991) 3/5

    1991-10-10 16:39

    I have only seen this film once, and it was years ago, but I do remember it being raunchy in parts.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewJoe Versus the Volcano (1990) 4/5

    1991-10-10 16:35

    Funny flick about the mundane life of a 9-to-5er who finds out he is dying and decides to throw himself into a volcano.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewShe's Having a Baby (1988) 3/5

    1991-10-10 16:19

    Saw this a long time ago.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewHome Alone (1990) 0.5/5

    1991-10-10 16:18

    Only recommended for those under the age of ten and even then I'd be skeptical.

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  • December, 1990

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewChristmas Vacation (1989) 4.5/5

    1990-12-31 19:59

    My second favorite in the "Vacation" series.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewHeathers (1989) 5/5

    1990-12-31 15:43

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    High school angst! Such a strange movie.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGhostbusters II (1989) 1.5/5

    1990-12-31 11:25

    Lacking when compared to the first.

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  • October, 1990

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe 'burbs (1989) 3.5/5

    1990-10-10 16:35

    Neighbors can be really creepy.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBatman (1989) 1.5/5

    1990-10-10 16:26

    I remember not being very thrilled with this.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewWhen Harry Met Sally... (1989) 3.5/5

    1990-10-10 14:42

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    Your typical love story. Not too shabby, though.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewUHF (1989) 4.5/5

    1990-10-10 14:38

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    "Badgers?! We don't need no stinking badgers!"

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSpaced Invaders (1990) 3/5

    1990-10-10 11:59

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    Yes, I've watched this. Yes, I own this. Yes, I've watched this more than once. No, I don't recommend it for anybody over the age of 11.

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  • February, 1990

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewDie Hard (1988) 3.5/5

    1990-02-09 18:14

    Bruce Willis gets to be a hard ass. Good escapism.

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  • October, 1989

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBeetle Juice (1988) 4.5/5

    1989-10-10 16:20

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    My mother freaked out while we were watching this, realizing perhaps I was too young for some of the content. Even as an adult, I still enjoy the fantasy of it. Definitely not for children.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPlanes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) 2/5

    1989-10-10 16:19

    It's been a long time since I've seen this.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSome Kind of Wonderful (1987) 4/5

    1989-10-10 16:19

    It's been a while since I've seen this, but I remember liking it.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewUncle Buck (1989) 3/5

    1989-10-10 16:18

    It's been a while since I've seen this.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Outsiders (1983) 3/5

    1989-10-10 16:16

    It's been a while. I should re-rent this.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTrading Places (1983) 4/5

    1989-10-10 15:58

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    A comedy in which a rich white dude turns poor and a poor black dude turns rich, then they both turn rich while two other white dudes turn poor. It was the Eighties.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewTo Kill a Mockingbird (1962) 5/5

    1989-10-10 15:41

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    Wonderful classic, superb adaptation. One of my all-time top fives.

    This movie makes me cry.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBack to the Future Part II (1989) 5/5

    1989-10-10 11:15

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    My favorite out of the trilogy, even though they couldn't get the same Jennifer. You get the past, present, and future all in one film. But flying cars by 2015?

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  • October, 1988

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewBig (1988) 4/5

    1988-10-10 16:35

    Silly escapism.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewWho Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) 5/5

    1988-10-10 16:30

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    I remember watching this as a child. I don't think it's meant for children.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewClue (1985) 3/5

    1988-10-10 16:30

    I watched this way back when on television and have not gotten around to re-watching it.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewWeird Science (1985) 3/5

    1988-10-10 16:19

    I was young when I first saw this. I have not watched it recently.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Great Outdoors (1988) 3/5

    1988-10-10 16:18

    It's been a while since I've viewed this.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewShort Circuit 2 (1988) 1.5/5

    1988-10-10 16:11

    I remember this one being not as good as the first.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPrivate Benjamin (1980) 3.5/5

    1988-10-10 12:03

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    From this film I learned to never join the army nor date anybody that is in the army. Goldie Hawn's character flip-flops between smart and stupid, and that gets annoying.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewStand and Deliver (1988) 5/5

    1988-10-10 11:57

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    This film made me want to be a teacher, and whenever I re-watch it, it still does.

    This movie makes me cry.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewJaws: The Revenge (1987) 2/5

    1988-10-10 11:49

    It's great to see a female finally take over the hunt, but this series should have stopped after the second film.

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  • August, 1988

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewStand by Me (1986) 5/5

    1988-08-10 14:34

    A classic.

    This movie makes me cry.

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  • October, 1987

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Blues Brothers (1980) 4.5/5

    1987-10-10 16:40

    A classic.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewVacation (1983) 4.5/5

    1987-10-10 16:20

    (National Lampoon)
    My third-favorite out of the "vacation" series.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMr. Mom (1983) 1.5/5

    1987-10-10 16:20

    I saw this way back when and cannot remember it.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewEuropean Vacation (1985) 5/5

    1987-10-10 16:19

    My favorite National Lampoons film. HILARIOUS.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Breakfast Club (1985) 5/5

    1987-10-10 16:12

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    Oh, high school.

    Who has not seen this movie?

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Lost Boys (1987) 5/5

    1987-10-10 16:07

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    Oh, to be a teenage vampire.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Money Pit (1986) 5/5

    1987-10-10 14:33

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    One of my all-time top five movies. HILARIOUS.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Poseidon Adventure (1972) 4/5

    1987-10-10 11:50

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    A varied group of folks stuck on a cruise ship as it sinks. The performances of the actors is what gets you, not necessarily the storyline.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewFerris Bueller's Day Off (1986) 5/5

    1987-10-10 11:41

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    When I first saw this I wished to be older and have a Ferris at my school. It's a classic Eighties film that almost everybody has seen.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) 5/5

    1987-10-10 11:39

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    Who can resist Tim Curry in lingerie and makeup?

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Shining (1980) 5/5

    1987-10-10 11:38

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    I watched this for the first time when I was young and it scared the crap out of me. I still love it.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAliens (1986) 5/5

    1987-10-10 11:34

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    Sigourney Weaver returns to kick alien ass with and, especially, without help from others. Yet again, never trust a corporation.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAnne of Green Gables: The Sequel (1987) (TV) 5/5

    1987-10-10 11:04

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    aka Anne of Avonlea

    The continuing story of Anne Shirley--another all-time favorite of mine.

    This movie makes me cry.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAnne of Green Gables (1985) (TV) 5/5

    1987-10-10 10:34

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    One of my top five all-time favorite movies.

    I watched this on television every chance I could and have added the film to my personal collection. Superb performances by all actors. I highly recommend it for all gals, any age.

    This movie makes me cry.

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  • December, 1986

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGremlins (1984) 4/5

    1986-12-31 15:49

    I really wanted a Gizmo after watching this.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewGrease (1978) 5/5

    1986-12-31 11:26

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    I was raised on this soundtrack. It is better to watch this movie when you're old enough to understand the mature references. I can't believe I saw this as a child.

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  • October, 1986

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewNine to Five (1980) 5/5

    1986-10-10 16:39

    Great comedy highlighting sexism in the office. Strong female characters. Love the songs!

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewPretty in Pink (1986) 4.5/5

    1986-10-10 16:17

    Oh, high school.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewSixteen Candles (1984) 4.5/5

    1986-10-10 16:17

    Oh, high school.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewMaximum Overdrive (1986) 3.5/5

    1986-10-10 16:16

    Cheesy! May make you fearful of semis.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewShort Circuit (1986) 4/5

    1986-10-10 16:11

    I liked it when I was young.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewThe Little Princess (1939) 4.5/5

    1986-10-10 11:56

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    I was grew up watching this. Shirley Temple gives a great performance and the goodness of people makes you feel all warm inside.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewAlien (1979) 5/5

    1986-10-10 11:34

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    It's hard to find good action movies with strong leading females. Fortunately, Sigourney Weaver is no Helpless Girl. This movie taught me at a young age to never trust a corporation.

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  • October, 1985

  • Show the reviewHide the reviewJaws 3-D (1983) 0.5/5

    1985-10-10 11:48

    Hokey. I cannot believe they made this.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewJaws 2 (1978) 3.5/5

    1985-10-10 11:47

    Not as great as the first, but not as horrible as the third.

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  • Show the reviewHide the reviewWarGames (1983) 4.5/5

    1985-10-10 11:42

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    In the Eighties this was fantastic. I still watch it from time to time, but the technology is severely dated. I think that's part of the appeal.

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