On my walk with George this evening we crossed paths with an older woman walking alone. She showed an interest in George so we stopped and she pet him and cooed as folks are wont to do with dogs. “Ooh, what a cute puppy you are!” and the like.
Then she asked, [...]

While making dinner I remarked to The Partner that something in the fridge was stinking. I open the door and ask, “Smell that? What is that? Is that your carrots?” He pulls out the two bags of carrot sticks, smells them, examines them for rot, says no.
He pulls out [...]

Having to bathe your dog at 2:30 in the morning because he stepped in shit during his last potty before bed