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For Ms Lauren:

Anne — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:26:38 +0000

Why Watching The L-Word in Sweat Pants Is NOT Better Than Us:

We are REAL LIVE BEINGS!
We are more REALISTIC than L-Word characters
We most certainly do not make more than $50K/year
We hardly ever have perfectly coiffed hair
Our clothes are NOT designer labels,
nor do we care if they are
We sell our art for $50-$300
We won’t cheat on you with the carpenter
We won’t cheat on you, period.
Sweat pants? You really think L-Word characters will take you in sweat pants?? Fuck no. WE, HOWEVER, WILL.
Movie producer? WhoTF here is a movie producer?
High-class LA/NY art galleries? Fuck that, we got high-class Lafayette galleries, complete with FREE WINE!
Where the fuck were you?
Goddamnit.
WTF?

Something To Keep In Mind

Anne — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:33:06 +0000

If your cat goes missing in the middle of the night, be sure to remain calm and check every single closet in the house. Yes, even the one you don’t think he’d be in. Yes, THAT closet.

You know, while I’m at it. If you have friends that get out of bed in the middle of the night to help you look for your cat in the cold, only to walk to your house and be told you’ve found the cat, IN THAT CLOSET, something special for them this holiday season might not be a bad thought. BECAUSE THOSE ARE AWESOME FRIENDS.

Friday Random Ten – The “Desktop Tower Defense is Extremely Addictive” Edition

Anne — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:27:24 +0000

One of these weeks I shall attempt to get back to posting regularly. Obviously this was not the week. Nor any of the weeks in the month of June for that matter. I’m going through a strange spell where I’m not quite sure what to do with myself. What I do find to do with myself has thus far revolved around friends, coffee, watercolor painting, photography, and alcohol of various sorts. Not very productive, but it has sufficed to clear my brain.

I believe tonight The Partner and I will be heading over to Ms Lauren’s — I correct myself, Ms Lauren and Chef’s for some wine and an episode or two of The Sopranos because we’re all fiends and must have our fix of modern-day-gangster violence. Saturday we’ll be visiting The Partner’s parents and going to a water park in the early evening. There will be some in our party who will attempt to smuggle in liquor, but I’m not naming names, so it should prove very interesting. An intoxicated Anne with fireworks is one thing; an intoxicated Anne with huge water slides is another. Then we’ll be waking up early and driving back to town Sunday to meet up with friends for our Obligatory Sunday Breakfast, Library, and Recycling Center Jamboree. And Monday? Monday is The Partner’s birthday, but as of this writing I’m not sure if I’m going to allow him to celebrate it as he’s been pissing me off lately. And is that any way to act when your birthday is approaching and you want your partner to help you cut off all your hair? As I’ll be the one wielding the scissors, I think not.

Expect the lack of posting to continue until at least that time.

Thierry Blanchard — Versastyle
Divide & Kreate — Lily Allen vs. Everlast — What Smile? [mashup]
Arrested Development — Take Me To Another Place
Reik — Levemente
Favourite Sons — Hang On, Girl
Christians & Lions — Gimme Diction
The Shins — Fighting in a Sack
Dopplebanger — Clint Mansell vs. Usher — Requiem For Usher [mashup]
Andy Asylum — Shaggy vs. The Cure — It Wasn’t Close To Me [mashup]
The Harvey Girls — Burning For You

Good Wishes

Anne — Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:58:00 +0000

Go on over and wish her a Happy Birthday!