There are certain things I can TOLERATE from drunk college students. Like when I’m in the Village, just standing around, observing things, and people walk by all cussing and shit? Talking about “Fuck this” and “Fuck that” and “Fuck her” and “Fuck him” or [some other comment or even some sexist comment]. Yeah, I can [...]

Patrick The Partner and I spent Friday night with his elder sister, who was visiting from out of town. We had been hanging out on campus, entertaining ourselves with the sight that is Weekend Before Classes Start. Which means: watching and mocking the scantily-clad gals in stilettos trying to get laid mixed with guys acting [...]

When a neighbor from another building lets her dog out and it runs into your courtyard, only to shit When said neighbor gal doesn’t pick up said shit

Hailed (http://www.wlfi.com/dsp_story.cfm?storyid=31289) as the Blizzard of 2007, my cities got dumped with roughly 17 inches of snow. At 11am yesterday, my university decided it wasn’t that bad, only a little bit bad, so they called a “snow recess” from noon Tuesday to noon today. My only problem with this recess — okay, my second problem [...]

Somewhere in the complex — quite possibly next door — there is an alarm clock wa wa wa wa wa-ing. Thank you, neighbors, thank you.