I am now committed to getting The Partner to have dreads.

While making dinner I remarked to The Partner that something in the fridge was stinking. I open the door and ask, “Smell that? What is that? Is that your carrots?” He pulls out the two bags of carrot sticks, smells them, examines them for rot, says no.
He pulls out [...]

Me: Dude, you can’t use caps in your XHTML code.
The Partner: I can use whatever I want.
Me: No you can’t, not if you want your site to be accessible in the year thirty-one hundred.
The Partner: Did you just hear what you said?

Him, moving dramatically towards me with arms flailing while I try to get away: “I’m slo-mo! You can’t be fast-mo!”

The Partner and I went out of town Saturday evening to join friends in a “friendly” game of poker. –Whether or not a game of poker can be friendly when cash money is involved was debated and we’re still unresolved. Alas, I did not win this time but near the end The Partner [...]